Funny Dog Jokes A Dog Walks Into The Bar August 15, 2015June 7, 2016 Dhadmin drink, free drink, toilet A dog walks into the bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, “Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today. How ’bout a free drink?” The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, “Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall.”